Tuesday, June 28, 2011

MY SECRET VICE

Last night we spent a lovely evening in this historic park in Draper.
We were with our good friends, the Winchesters enjoying a free concert.
Ty and Melanie strolled by with little Dylan and we had a great time.
The weather was perfect. The music was perfect. The company was perfect.
For a time I almost forgot my deep, dark secret.
That is until I got home around 10:00 pm.
I think it is time that I reveal this hideous vice. I've kept it hidden for
years.
I have tried to overcome it, been successful and then fallen back
under its spell.

It all started years ago.
And even though I am a firm believer in taking responsibility for ones own actions,
I do have to say that my daughter-in-law, introduced me to
this particular problem.
We were visiting there. She got me involved in this particular problem
while there, I brought it home with me.
 After a few years, I gave it up, thinking it was so
awful I could no longer have it in my life.
But this last spring we visited again, and again...I was
sucked in.
I know I have freedom of choice and I didn't have to do it,
but it was the season premier
and my daughter-in-law said "just sit down and watch with me",
and so I did... I was immediately
entwined in the lives of Ashley, Ben, William, Micky, Constantine and worst of all
Bentley, from Salt Lake City!
 And so I was back, secretly tivoing every Monday night.
Watching late,
so my neighbors wouldn't hear as they took their evening strolls.
 How pathetic, a nearly 60 year
old woman being entertained by this awful show.
I can't get enough of it.
 (Secretly neither can Jim).

So since I have that off my chest....here's what I really think.
Bentley is not the stupid one. It's Ashley.
 I am so sick of her talking about Bentley I could SCREAM!!!!
And all she does is cry, cry, cry,
start over with a plucky attitude, then cry again.
And when she looks like she's trying to have fun,
she looks like she's going to start CRYING!
And when the guys were mad about Bentley last night, because they'd
given so much time and followed her around the world,
 puulease!!!
They just want to go to the
next great country and stay in the next luxury hotel with their buddies.
And the teasers just
show her crying and wining more. Why would any of the guys stay around?
(I can't wait to call Becky and discuss) 

Why am I watching this show?

It's ok for the younger generation,
they are hip and get this stuff.

but not me...
I don't understand and
it's driving me crazy, yet I can't stop watching!!!!
 Maybe because it's on a Monday...
and I am rather tired after watching the little ones all day.
Is it because I'm old and weary?
 Is it because it is a vice and vices are bad?
(but sometimes kind of fun) 
I guess we all
need something a little like this in our lives.
(or do I just need something like this)? 
Besides, I watch it with my husband - it's our family home evening?!?!
(A little rationalization can't hurt when we have secret vices).
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3 comments:

Billie Sue said...

Giselle and I have sat and read your post and laughed ourselves silly! Honestly! Where is your newspaper column? The funny thing is, Giselle is only 24 and totally relates to you! He husband despises her watching it, so my other daughter, Chelsea, tivoes it so she can watch when she is at my house and Giselle gets up early in the morning after Noah leaves for work and no one is around so she can watch it and no one will know! I had decided to watch it a year ago and when I turned it on, the whole scheme of the show was to see who could get in bed and get more action than the other. I turned it off! I do have to admit, however, that I have watched just enough this season with either Chelsea or Giselle that I do know who Ashley and Bentley are!

al + sar said...

Hahaha! I love this. Its all sooo true, I agree 100%! My mother in law totally watches too! I love that all ages (and men) love it! I hate Bentley, but sooo true that Ashley is the stupid one!

Abby said...

I love that you watch this. Its like a train wreck and you can't look away!